- She will die otherwise
- She has ‘special guitar needs’
- She writes songs
- She will learn more
- If it’s less than 1 hour daily, Megan will experience sadness or possible depression.
- She may burst
- No guitar relates to boredom and begins to poke people or push them with her head.
- No guitar means a lack of ways to burn creative energy which may resort to Irritability and aggressiveness.
- Itching
- Scratching
- Lack of brain space
- Talking
- Biting
- Rolling on the floor screaming
- Rocking back and forward in a corner humming to ones self
- Disappointment
- Silence (avoiding to talk unless necessary)
- Tears
- Sucking ones toe
- Eating too much
- Eating Mushrooms/Asparagus
- Eating nothing
- Drinking nothing
- Not going outside for weeks on end
- Writing ridiculous lists of reasons why I need guitar
- Resorting to watching ‘Hannah Montana’
- Re-enacting ‘High School Musical 1, 2 and 3’
So be safe, take precautions and
1) Make sure Megan has her guitar at least one hour a day,
or
2)make her/you suffer the consciences.
Remember,
LACK OF GUITAR CAN KILL!