Random Bananaz!

HI PEOPLE!!!!!!


DID YA MISS ME?

NOT THAT I WENT ANYWHERE. I JUST HAVE HAD NO EXITING NEWS.....I LIKE CAPS LOCK LOL.

ANYWAYZ.....OH YEAH I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS SAYING NOOOWWW...

LUCKY MEGAN. I MEAN COME ON!! SHE CAN BLOG IN SCHOOL!!!!! THE STUPID NETWORK IN MY SCHOOL WON'T LET ME. BOO HOO.

2ND ON THE AGENDA.....



YEAR 8 PERFORMANCE!

IT ROCKED THIS WORLD.


WELL MY FORM DID ANYWAY LOL. WE PERFORMED MICHEAL JACKSON'S THRILLER (THE NIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, YES WE HAVE ALREADY CISCUSSED THE FREAKINESS OF THAT).

AND WE WERE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WOULD POST A VIDEO ON HERE, BUT IT TURNED OUT CRUD COZ THIS STUPID GUY IN FRONT OF US REFUSED TO MOVE HIS HEAD OUT THE WAY!! SO NOW, WE HAVE 5 MINS OF A BALDY HEAD ON THE CAMERA. THANKYOU BALDY HEAD GUY. MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH POORER HAD I NOT SEEN THAT.

WHAT'S NEXT? OH YEAH JACKO...

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR 4 DAYS AGO, MICHEAL JACKSON IS DEAD!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

WELL RIPMJ. YOU WILL BE MISSED. AND I SINCERELY HOPE IT WASN'T MY TERRIBLE DANCING THAT SENT YOU TO YOUR GRAVE.


THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!



THANKYOU ALL FOR WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS!!




BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D

Well........looking back on that I can see I was eveerrrrrr so slightly mental.

Nothing much has happened in my life lately. Except I've been on half-term. Ohhh yeah, something has happened. Me and Dani went out to Southport an spent about £5 on food. Half of which was dropped. We went on the merry-go-round and squealed like idiots twice. And walked up the pier about 20 times. And one of the times we went with her little brother, we saw someone from school and her brother decided to yell, "PEACE TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his voice. Dani thought it was embarrassing, but I just thought it was hilarious. But that's just me.

Yeah not really done anything else. That's it. My very exiting llife.

Queen of Sarcasm out.

YEAH I FORGOT TO SAY. THERE WONT BE ANYMORE FILM REVIEWS IN MY BLOG. THEY WILL BE ON MY FILM PAGE. WHICH I HAVENT DONE YET BUT WILL. EVENTUALLY.

WOOO! IM CRAZY! TOTALLY CRAZY! I THINK I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR!

1 EASTER EGG
1/2 BOTTLE OF LEMONADE
1 GIANT CALYPSO....

U GET THE IDEA!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!! I CANT STOP SINGING! F-R-E-E-C-R-EDIT-RE-PORT-DOT-COM COME ON EVERY ONE ON UR BIKE AND SING ALONG! ITS EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUMPING ON THE BED SINGING MY SONG AT HHHOOOOOOOGGGWAAAARRRTTTTS!


WOW THAT WAS RANDOM!!

I LUV LUV LUV THIS VIDEO!!!!!!

Sandbag is a dog. A cute a dog. A dog out in Iraq (I think it's there anyway) that protects the troops there. Sandbag has been shot 5 times. When the troops come back to Britain, Sandbag will be left behind. Because they do not think he will live very long after he comes back.Sound sad?





Well, you can help!!!!!!!!!!! Sign the petition below or leave Sandbag there to die! It's you choice! You decide.......



http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/sandbag/#detail



Well that was a light-hearted blog, wasn't it? It will be happier next time. Promise.Happy Birthday Megz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Byeeeee!

Yup. Random things to do.

BE WARNED!!!!

If you are sensible, you won't actually try to do some of this stuff, you may get in trouble. I will hold no responsibility for anyone that gets hurt, detention or arrested.

1) Go to your local supermarket dressed as a penguin. Ask where the gremlin juice and boiled eggs are.

2) In class, stare intently at the back of someones head for at least 10 mins. See if they turn around. This is to test the 'I think I'm being watched' thing.

3) Try to swim on the carpet.

4) Take a rug swimming with you.

5) Before class, tell everyone on your table/in your row to play pass the sniff when everything goes quiet. See how long it is before your teacher starts sniffing.

6) Write about the life-story of a doughnut for your next English assignment. Hand it in. When the teacher asks why, tell them they told you to be creative.

7) See how long you can hold a note for without the teacher noticing.

8) Blink.

9) Choose two TV channels next to each other that both have a conversation going on. After every sentence, flip betweent the channels to make a totally random conversation.

10) Hug a random stranger in the street and yell, "Awwww, great to see you again! I missed you so much!!!!"


Oooops gotta go. More later.

Byeee


Ellliiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

OK, so here's a random little test. I got them all wrong. Answers are underneath.

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge (providing the fridge is big enough)?

How do you get an elephant in the fridge (providing the fridge is big enough)?

The lion king holds an animal conference and all animals attend except for one. Which one and why?

You are walking through a jungle and come to a river. You have to cross it but there is no bridge and no boat. The water is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you cross?



















Answers:

Open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door.

The elephant because it's still in the fridge.

Swim/wade across. The crocodiles are at the animal conference!



Haha love that. Did I fool you? Comment!!


Cya!